Review- Part II: Vanilla Chai Body Candy from @GoodCleanLove

Good Clean Love‘s Vanilla Chai body candy smells AH-MAZING! A very spicy vanilla that I just adore. It really bothers me that this was as far as my like went for this. The nice smell was the only thing that really stood out for me with this product.

Written on the back of the container:

Experience a whole new kind of candy with the one you love. Enjoy an entirely new flavor of kiss or as a topping for all your lover’s most kissable spots. Apply generously before kissing.

Not for use internally. If irritation should occur discontinue use immediately.

INGREDIENTS

Avocado Butter, Shea Butter, Organic Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Candelila Wax, Essential Oil Blend,Lecithin, Tocopherol, Stevia Extract

The website also lists Isopropyl Myristate as one of the ingredients, but it isn’t listed on the container itself.

 

There were a few things that stood out to me as rather odd. First, I will ask a question. When you kiss your spouse/lover, is it just a peck or are there tongues involved? I know when I kiss my husband, tongues are definitely involved. Next question is, would you say that having the body candy in your mouth is using it internally? I would ( some may consider me a little weird, I consider myself A LOT WEIRD). So how can it be edible when it’s not supposed to be used internally? I know some of you are saying to yourselves that I am over-thinking this and internally means inside your privates ( my husband said this to me as well). Honestly for me, if it says to put on kissable spots and also says not to be used internally, I would not use this at all.

Let me be clear, I AM QUIRKY!

 For something that calls itself body candy that is supposed to be put on kissable spots before you “kiss” it from your partner’s body I expect it to taste great as well as being very safe for your body. I wouldn’t consider using this because I would be very nervous about getting any kind of residue from this on my or my spouse’s naughty bits. I would question the safeness of using such a product. The second thing that I was questioning is, if this is edible- why doesn’t it have a taste? I tried it several times; I put it on my lips several times with nothing resembling a taste. Heck, I just stuck my tongue in the tin to see if I could get a taste from that, NOTHING! I may be the one person that this product simply doesn’t work for.

Reasons to love products from Good Clean Love -

♥ No petrochemicals or parabens which irritate sensitive tissue

♥ Organic solutions to common sexual dysfunction issues

♥ Natural Ingredients

♥ 100% Vegan

♥ Cruelty Free

♥ Edible

I absolutely adore the lube that I received with this package, but I simply couldn’t find much of anything that I liked about the body candy other than its smell. As a consumer, I would not buy this product. It simply isn’t for me. I would have to give this product 2 of 5 stars. 1 star for the reasons I listed above about loving products from this company and 1 star because I liked the smell. While the idea of this product may have been a winner, for me the execution fell short.

Next review- Indian Spice Love Oil

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

The perks of having gay friends!

EdenFantasys shared this on their facebook page, and I thought it was BRILLIANT! People are people, and you shouldn’t stop being friends with someone just because they are gay. Would you like it if they said “OMG, you’re STRAIGHT!? Get away from me!” Yea, wouldn’t sit to well, would it?

Well, look at it this way. If your friend enjoys people of the same gender, that leaves your choice of gender open for the taking, right? Have at it!

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

“Critical Mass”

They lay on the bed, her in the crook of his right arm, him on the laptop situated on his stomach. Lazing there in his arms, she absentmindedly played with the curls of hair that covered his chest while she watched the computer’s screen and what he was doing. Finally, bored with the not-so current news on the blog that he was reading,  she sat up, grabbed the laptop off of his waist, leaned over him to set it on the floor and pounced.

Before he really understood what she was doing and before he could react, she had thrown one leg across his waist and hoisted herself up onto his waist to straddle him. Leaning down, she nuzzled his chin with her nose to turn his head slightly. Starting just below his ear, she lightly ran the tip of her tongue down his neck, finally ending at his collarbone.

Bringing her tongue back up his neck, she veered off course when she reached his mouth and gave his bottom lip a light lick before leaving a very light peck on his mouth. Kissing her way down his chin and neck, she stopped at his nipples just long enough to lick and tease each one. Running her hand down his stomach slowly, she felt the beginning of an erection when she reached his cock and gave it a gentle but firm squeeze while she kissed her way down his belly.

Using the hand that now gently and lazily was stroking his cock thru his shorts, she reached up and undid the button holding them on before sliding her hand into them to grab him by the length giving it a few gentle tugs before pulling her hand out and asking him to raise his hips so she could remove them. Stopping her assault on his stomach and nipples, she pulled the cut off jeans off of him when he lifted his hips off of the bed.  Seeing his semi-erect cock spring to life, she licked her lips in anticipation.

Leaning over, she steadied his cock with her hand as she slowly ran her tongue around the head and length of it, making sure to cover each inch. Keeping him steady in her hand, she then leaned down and licked each of his balls before moving her head back up to his cock, looking him in the eye and taking his entire length down her throat in one swallow while keeping her eyes fixed firmly on his.

Slowly at first, she began to bob her head over his cock, sliding her mouth up and down the length, pausing only long enough to lick the tip each time she came up. As she bobbed, she felt his hand come up, grab the back of her head, fingers intertwine with her hair and begin to push her head down. He pushed her head down hard…so hard that his cock began hitting the back of her throat triggering her to gag around it. She fought against his hand, fought to raise her head off of his pole, but his hand held her head there forcing her to swallow every inch he had to give her.

Finally speaking, he ordered her to lie across the edge of the bed ass in the air. Once in position, he grabbed her wrists, one by one and tied them to the bed frame. Next, he tied her ankles to the frame in the same fashion putting her in a position where she was unable to move even the slightest bit except to wave her ass around. Sliding his hand down her ass gently, she almost relaxed. ..until the first crack came.  He smacked her ass hard enough that the cracking sound his hand made when it hit her resounded throughout the room. She yelped and fought against the restraints that now held her hostage.

Rubbing his hands across the spot he had just smacked her, he cracked her ass again. Over and over he spanked her and over and over she yelped, whimpered and begged him to stop. Finally, having heard enough of her, he left her only to return, reach in front of her and line the bit gag up to her mouth. When she refused to open her mouth for it, he cracked her yet again on the ass and quickly stuck the gag between her teeth when she whimpered from the spanking.  Reaching around her again, he slipped the blindfold over her eyes then returned to rubbing her ass. When he smacked it again..this time it wasn’t his hand. He brought the whip’s tails down on her ass hard and firm causing her to jump against the bed, fighting even harder against her restraints, but again, unable to do anything but jump.

Leaning over her, he kissed her shoulder blade first, then the side of her neck as he reached around her, grabbed a breast and squeezed it. She moaned against the gag and tried to push her ass into the cock that was now grinding into her while he leaned but couldn’t. He stood up and let her sit there, watching her in silence as she struggled to hear even the slightest movement out of him.  She couldn’t.

Finally tired of watching her, he lubed her ass and worked his butt plug into her tight asshole.  It was then that he brought the whip down onto her back. Hard, but not too hard he stoked her back with the tails over and over again while she arched into it from some sick and twisted mix of pain and pleasure.  She moaned in desperation. Not quite sure what she was desperately seeking but knowing that she hadn’t quite found it yet.

Kissing that spot on her shoulder blade again, he kissed his way down her spine to her bared pussy. She shivered as she felt his breath on her back and moaned when he ran his tongue down the length of her slit. Reaching up to open her lips, he slid his tongue up and down it tasting her while he teased her. Finding her clit, he nibbled on it lightly before sucking on it and causing her to buck her hips into his face hard.

Over and over she ground her hips into his face as he ate her until she begged for release against the gag.  She almost cried with relief when he stood, grabbed her hips and plunged his cock balls deep into her pussy and began to fuck her slowly. Bucking her hips against him, she begged him to fuck her harder and faster to which he responded to.  Reaching up and grabbing her hair, he used it to steady himself as he began to plunge in and out of her;  pulling his cock all the way from her pussy before slamming it back in; fucking her harder and faster with each thrust.

He fucked her like that for what seemed like hours before finally pulling out, pulling the butt plug out and slamming into her asshole with no warning.  She cried out as he hammered his cock in and out of her ass, taking it, claiming it for what it was…HIS. Finally he heard her speak around the gag…begging to cum.

Balls deep in her ass, he reached around to play with her pussy while he leaned over and whispered in her ear, telling her she wasn’t allowed to cum until she was sure it was going to be a massive, earth shattering orgasm.  Pumping her ass a few more strokes, he instructed her to have an orgasm so earth shattering that she squirted all over their bed.

Fondling her dripping wetness, while he fucked her ass, listening to her moans of pleasure, and the grunting of HIS little slut begging her body to produce the orgasm he had ordered her to.  He slipped his fingers into her tight wet hole and fingered her snatch, grunting with each thrust… willing himself not to cum until she had squirted as he ordered.

He bent over and kissed the back of her neck, and whispered “In what hole should I cum, or will it be both?” as his own will power proved to not be enough and he released inside her well lubed rectum.  After pulling out of her he replaced her plug just to keep his seed inside her while she still begged for her own release.  As he cleaned his still hard cock off, he put his balls in her face, right near her mouth so she could lick them, kept them just out of the reach of her tongue.

“Now my little cum slut, you are going to cum for me the way I ordered you, aren’t you?” her crooned to her while he teased her clit.

“I do realize though that I should probably help you with that.” he stated in a very matter of fact tone as he pulled out her bullet and some tape.

“Be a good girl and raise your ass up” Raising her ass in the air as best as she could, he turned the bullet to its highest setting, placed it on her clit and taped it in place. She squirmed but knew she needed to be careful not to let any of his cum seep from the plug that had corked her ass.

Instructing her to get ready, he began fucking her pussy once again, doing everything he could think of to her cunt while he fucked her. He was determined to cum a second time; this time inside her soft, tight, and dripping pussy.

He pounded at her, trying to hurt her with his dick. When she finally couldn’t take it anymore, her body convulsed with pleasure, her muscles contracting around him as she squirted all over his cock. He didn’t stop fucking her. He continued to pound her; slamming his dick into her as hard as he could as he felt his own orgasm building up to massive levels.

He was nearly at critical mass.

As his cock began to throb and he felt his balls begin to tighten up to the or pain, he finally exploded inside her taking care not to pull out until he was done pumping all his jism in her wet little snatch. When he had finally finished and pulled out of her, she shivered in pleasure and collapsed on the bed, reveling in the fact that her Master had finished inside her.

 

 

Daras Notes: This little..yummy piece of work is actually the work of 2 people. My Master helped me write it one night last week. Creative isn’t he? 

Thank you Master for your “help.” It was one hellava ride.

 

Photobucket

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

Winner! Winner!

From the 2 contests that we ran recently, we now have our winners. For the Babeland contest, our winner is, Chelle Glares Geter!

Chelle has been contacted and has already gotten back to me. She should have her egift card soon, thanks to the folks at Babeland.

 

Contest #2 was for an assortment of Shunga Erotic Art items to two lucky winners. Our winners are Jamie and Deborah! Jamie has already contacted me, so Deborah has until Friday to get me her information or she forfeits her prize.

Now on to what each person will receive. Since Deborah was the first winner picked, she will have first choice with the 2 boxes that I am as of this moment putting together.

Box 1 contains- Oriental Body Slide,  Male genital desensitizer, ToKo silicone lubricant, Woman sexual Energy (herbal supplement), Rain of Love g-spot arousal cream, body paint ( chocolate) and Sensations balm

Box 2 contains- Oriental Crystals( bath salts) , Sensual Body powder ( sweet snow), ToKo water-based lubricant, Jardin Secret Garden  (female orgasm enhancing cream), Men Sexual Energy ( herbal supplement), Dragon Cream, Erotic Massage Oil

Thanks to Shunga Erotic Art and Babeland for allowing us to have these contests!

 

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

@EdenFantasys presents: Are you Eco-Sexual?

EdenFantasys presents: Are You Eco-Sexual?

I got 22 points, but that is mainly because options that they had available, didn’t really work for me….I think I am FAR more Eco-Sexual than they think I am ;)

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

25% off Intimate Organics Melt Warming Lubricant

Intimate Organics Melt Warming Lubricant - 2 oz

Deal of the Month: Save 25% off Intimate Organics Melt Warming Lubricant at Undercover Condoms. Free Shipping over $29.

Intimate Organics Melt Warming Lubricant – 2 oz:

MELT is a natural warming lubricant that contains “Cinnamomum Zeylanicum” Bark extract and naturally derived plant gylcerine.  Non-sticky and residue free, this unique formula warms the skin on contact.

  • Latex Condom friendly
  • Honey taste and smell
  • Menthol free
  • Non-sticky, No residue

Grab this deal HERE.

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

Free Lickable Candles!

Get free Earthly Body Trio 3-in-1 Lickable Mini Massage Candles worth $24.99

Free Lickable Candles worth $2 when you spend $40 on Rene Rofe lingerie. Turn up the heat in the bedroom on April.

Enjoy a free set of three Earthly Body Trio 3-in-1 Lickable Mini Massage Candles worth $24.99 when you spend $40 on Rene Rofe lingerie.

You can lick, drip, drizzle and massage these edible candles into skin – and they’re 100% vegan so everyone can enjoy them.

Get it HERE!

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

Free BASIC Love Bullet Vibe worth $7.99

Get a free BASIC Love Bullet Vibrator worth $7.99

Free BASIC Love Bullet Vibe worth $7.99 with any Black Lace book during April at Lovehoney.

Add any Black Lace brand book to your basket and we’ll give you a free BASIC Love Bullet Vibrator worth $7.99.

This mini vibe is a perfect introduction to sex toys and perfect for a little bit of “Oh!” on the go… simply pop it into your pocket or handbag.

Get it HERE.

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

Review- CV Personal Lubricant from @goodcleanlove

When I smell Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla personal lubricant, I think of cookies. That’s right, I said COOKIES! That makes me happy. I love associating lube with a happy feeling ( and cookies definitely make me very happy!). It makes me more likely to use it when it doesn’t make me smell like a medicine cabinet or something else equally distasteful.

I was supposed to review the, My Spicy Valentine kit for, you guessed it, Valentine’s Day. Due to some crossed wires I wasn’t able to receive it in enough time to do this and it has taken me this long to get to this review because I wanted to do it justice. In order to do that and to apologize for not getting the review up sooner, I have decided to split each item up and do individual reviews. Yes, it comes as a kit, but you can buy all of the items separately.

Good Clean Love’s Product Philosophy

We believe in providing nothing but the healthiest and cleanest consumer products. At Good Clean Love, we strive to bring you a health alternative to the petro-chemical and paraben-laden products that dominate the personal care and intimacy markets. We take the utmost care in selecting our organic ingredients and creating product formulations that work with the body, not against it.

  • As a member of the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics – a branch of the Breast Cancer Fund, all of our love products are petrochemical and parabens free – which have been identified as potentially carcinogenic and identified in breast cancer tissues.
  • Good Clean Love is an approved Coop America Green Company and strives to reduce its impact while providing the highest quality ingredients and recyclable packaging materials available.
  • We are continuously working to educate women, physicians and retail stores about the importance of clean and healthy ingredients in love products.
  • We believe that it is vital to replace the use of petrochemicals and parabens in all intimacy products. We provide samples to health care professionals across the country.

 

Good Clean Love’s Environment Policy

At Good Clean Love we believe in creating a more sustainable world by not only increasing the awareness of love in the world but by promoting and implementing practices to sustain our environment. We do our best to promote sustainability in everything we do, from our products to our practices.

GOOD CLEAN LOVE PROMISES:

  • to use certified organic and clean ingredients in all of our Good Clean Love products
  • as an approved Coop America Green company we strive to reduce our daily impact
  • to use recycled and recyclable materials in our packaging whenever possible
  • implement earth friendly practices in our office and company
  • products that are safe and healthy for humans and cruelty free with no animal testing
  • As a signer of the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics, we are continuously working to educate the public about the importance of clean and healthy ingredients in love products.
  • Absolutely no petro-chemicals or parabens in any of our products.

Make your world more sustainable with loving thoughts and healthy actions!

 

Properties of Good Clean Love- Cinnamon Vanilla Personal Lubricant

♥ No petrochemicals
♥ No parabens which irritate sensitive tissue
♥ Natural and Organic Ingredients
♥ 100% Vegan
♥ Cruelty Free
♥ Edible
♥ Safe for latex, toys, and use throughout pregnancy
♥ Long lasting guide with no sticky cleanup

Ingredients:  organic aloe barbadensis leaf juice, xanthan gum, agar, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, citric acid, natural flavor

To use this lube simply apply it to you and/or your partner/toy. Reapply as necessary and enjoy.

The lube that I received to review came in a 4 ounce green and white bottle, the tip of which, was sealed under the cap. I have used this on my toys as well as when I was with my husband. He even enjoyed the smell of it. I put about the same amount on my toys as I would toothpaste across my toothbrush.  While it would be wonderful if I had something to heat my lube with, it heated up fast enough after I got started. After using this many times, I find that I haven’t wanted to use anything else. It smells great, it’s natural and I only had to reapply it 1 or 2 times ( and that was after an hour or so of play). I have noticed that I sometimes have a white residue on my skin after playtime and I honestly can’t say whether that is from the lube or my own natural juices. It is not enough of an issue for me to stop using this product. Most people clean up after sex and if I don’t feel up to doing it, I am probably not going anywhere anyway, so who cares.

A 4 oz. bottle of Cinnamon Vanilla normally runs you about $14.oo but as of the writing of this review it happens to be on sale for half that. Disclaimer: I don’t know when the sale started but it ends on April 25, so stock up now! It’s great on sale, but honestly for a good quality lube, I kind of expect to pay a higher price.

Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla Personal Lubricant-

Why I am giving it 5 of 5 stars-

  • Smells good
  • I don’t have to use a lot
  • It lasts a long time
  • it’s made of 95% Organic Ingredients
  • Safe with my toys

Cons:

I honestly have none…

Up next in my Good Clean Love series-Vanilla Chai Body Candy

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.

New! Flight by Fleshlight plus free Delay Lube

Flight by Fleshlight Male Masturbator

Introducing the all-new Flight by Fleshlight. Prepare for high altitude pleasure with the intensely stimulating textures, added suction and aerodynamic exterior of the latest addition to Fleshlight collection.

Get a FREE bottle of Lovehoney Please Me Longer Delay Lube 75ml when you buy the all-new Flight by Fleshlight Male Masturbator.

Get it HERE.

Posts contained on this this may contain affiliate links. Writers may also have been given a complementary product for review, however all opinions are 100% honest and those of the respective writer and not swayed in any way by sponsors. If you have additional questions, feel free to check out our Disclosure Policy.