Valentine’s Day with the Mona 2 by LELO

I was honored recently with the opportunity to try out a top of the line toy from Eden Fantasys. I spent the better part of my evening pouring through the website, reading detailed reviews and even asking a few people for their personal opinions. With so much to choose from, I have to say this was not an easy decision. Ultimately, I chose the Mona 2 by Lelo and I couldn’t be happier.

If you haven’t shopped Eden Fantasys for yourself, I highly recommend their site. It’s easy to navigate and they carry the widest range of intimate products on the web, but what makes Eden Fantasys truly unique is it’s sense of community. While that might sound like an odd feature to have on an adult retail website, I found it both useful and frankly, fun! You can ask other community members questions, read their thoughts on a product and even watch video reviews to get a better idea on things like size, color or shape. I’ve never felt more confident in making a selection because I had all the answers at my fingertips.

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My Mona 2 arrived in a nondescript brown box- absolutely nothing to let your neighbors know what goodies might be inside. Inside of that was this bright pink box. I chose to get the Mona 2 in Pink because I think it’s a fabulous color but also to help me celebrate Valentine’s Day.

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Inside of the pink outer box, there is a much sturdier black box with a lid. The presentation by LELO is nothing short of luxurious. Whenever I mentioned this toy to a girlfriend, her exact words were “Ooh! LELO is high end!”. While this is my first LELO toy, I completely agree. Everything about the presentation screams luxury and “high end”. At the end of the box, there is a little compartment that houses all the accessories that come with the Mona 2.

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The Mona 2 Pleasure Object (as it is named) comes with all the bells and whistles.

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This toy (and many larger toys by LELO) is chargeable. This means no more fussing with batteries or worrying about batteries corroding should you forget to remove them when you’re not using the toy. This is the first chargeable toy I’ve ever owned and it came as a total revelation to me. I don’t think I can go back! The Mona 2 takes roughly 1-2 hours to charge and the back lights of the buttons will light up and blink during the charging process. When it’s fully charged, the light changes to a steady, soft white light. The charge will last about 4 hours and it can hold this charge for up to 90 days.

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The charging port is located at the base of the “handle” of this toy and has a soft silicone stopper. Depending on how you choose to hold the Mona 2 while using it, this stopper can come out. I find that is almost always the case with me, but it’s never something I notice while it’s “in action”, just something I’ve noted afterwards several times. The Mona 2 is fully waterproof though the manual warns that you should not fully submerge the toy. I imagine this small opening is not meant to have water in it.

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Lelo products also come with a 1-year warranty against manufacturer defects. So far, I’m really impressed with the quality, but even more than that, I’m always happy when a company will stand behind the products they sell. On the back of this card is all my information to register my Mona 2.

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I also received a manual, a sample of water based lubricant and this silky bag for storage. So far, I’ve been keeping mine in the box how it came. Everything fits neatly inside and you could also remove the inserts from the box you’d be able to fit a few other toys and accessories in the box. This bag is a great accessory to have if you’re traveling and planning to take your Mona 2 along with you. With the buttons on the base, you might think that the Mona 2 is an embarrassing air port story waiting to happen, but you can easily lock the controls by holding down the + and – button at the same time until the buttons light up, then release. You unlock the controls by repeating the process.

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The controls on the Mona 2 are fairly easy to navigate. There are no on/off or power buttons so to get started, you simply press the + button. From there, you can control the power by pressing the + and – to get your desired speed. There are 6 speed settings on the Mona 2. Most people rated this toy a 4 out of 5 in terms of speed (called vrooms on the Eden Fantasys website) and I’d agree. Personally, I found this toy to be too powerful for me on “high”. It’s got a lot of kick! This is a huge plus though because the settings also allow for gentle vibrations, you just never know when you’ll need that extra vroom! The Mona 2 is whisper quiet, especially for such a powerful vibration and is rated a 2 in “bees” on the website as well. One reviewer noted that while you could hear the Mona 2 if you’re in the same room with it, it’s nearly undetectable from another room in the same house. Very discrete.

The control pad buttons will light up anytime any of the four buttons is pressed. This is great for nighttime use, but also just a cute touch. The light is a soft white light so it’s gentle on the eyes.

There are also 8 pattern setting programed into the Mona 2. While patterns are something I could take or leave in a toy, I found some of these to be very interesting. From pulsing and revving to some pretty intricate patterns, there is a setting for every taste.

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On to the main attraction ;) The Mona 2 is made for G-spot stimulation but with it’s smooth, ergonomic shape, it can easily be used for external stimulation as well. This toys full length is 7 3/4″ while the insertable length (namely the pink, silicone coated area)  is just over 5″.  At it’s widest points, this vibe is 1 1/4″ wide. The insertable length is made of silicone covered hard plastic. There is no give or bendability. Because this toy is made with silicone, you will need to be sure and use only water based lubricants as anything that is silicone based can break down the silicone coating over time.

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Both the shape and the texture of the Mona 2 are comfortable. The silicone is very soft with only one (hardly noticeable) seam running vertically down the middle the silicone.  Overall, I found the Mona 2 to be powerful, appealing to the eye and wonderfully shaped. I can see myself purchasing another toy from LELO in the near future!

Eden Fantasys was generous enough to also offer a gift card for a giveaway! You can enter below to win a $25 gift card good for anything on their website! Good Luck!

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Election Day means awesome sales on sex toys! Right…?

It’s Election Day here in the US, the day when everyone gets crazy and starts yelling at their best friends because of their political stance. Give it up, if the people you know and love are smart enough, (and let’s face it, if they are stupid,you s shouldn’t be friends with them) they already know who they want to vote for,and WHY! So don’t try to sway their votes with only a few minutes to spare, it isn’t going to happen!

Now on to the real reason of this post! The EdenFantasys “Sexy Bill of Rights” Sale!

I love it when a sex shop puts a good spin on such a great (yet annoying) day!

In their promotions for today, you will find the “You Have the Right to be Sexy. In Any Size” Lingerie Sale! You can get 20% off ALL Lingerie, from now until November 9th!

Also in the Sexy Bill of Rights is the “You Have The Right to put Pleasure in YOUR Hands” Sale, where you can get 20%25% or even 30% off Toys For Women!

Lelo Insignia and Pico Bong are on sale for 20% off. I have no idea how this fits into their Sexy Bill of Rights Sale, but they do have the logo on the sale, so check it out anyway!

Men have the Right to “Take Control of Prostate Pleasure” and save 30% on Prostate Massagers!

Items on sale NOT in their Sexy Bill of Rights is the Fall Clearance Sale, where you can save up to 70% off!

And don’t forget to Subscribe to their Newsletter to get a FREE Gift! They also offer a FREE Gift with ANY order, and YES you can grab both of these freebies!

 

You can also make your own sale by using coupon code TX5 at checkout. It will take 15% off ANYTHING not already on sale!!!

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Halloween Costumes, $2,000 in prizes available and coupon codes for EdenFantasys

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It’s October! That means pumpkin spiced EVERYTHING and Breast cancer Awareness month! EdenFantasys is celebrating, by offering a Sweepstakes with a total of $2,000 in prizes!

There will be three (3) winners. The first prize is a gift basket valued at $500, plus a $500 shopping spree at EdenFantasys.com. Second prize is a gift basket valued at $300, plus a $300 gift card. Third place is a gift basket valued at $200, plus a $200 gift card.

You do have to be 18 or older to enter and the Sweepstakes ends on October 12th, so get on it, go enter!

As for Halloween, they have a TON of cute costumes for women, not so many for men, but they do offer them. I particularly love the police man costume, YUMM!

Police Man Halloween CostumePolice Woman Halloween Costume

And hey, while we are on police, why not grab the woman’s version too and go out matching?

Did you know about EdenFantasys point program? You can earn points and then turn them into gift cards to use for anything on their site! Check out this great post on A Woman And Her Wand (18+ adult site warning!) about how to earn at least $5 in EdenFantasys points every day, it is a fantastic guide!

Now for the coupon code! If you use code TX5 at checkout, you will save 15% on your entire order! Well, maybe not your entire order, but anything that is full priced and not on sale. If it is on sale, the sale is usually more of a discount anyway.

Also, they regularly have deeply discounted items on their Promotions page, so make sure to check that out too.

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Spend Time with @EdenFantasys

There are some great sales going on at EdenFantasys right now for you to take advantage of. While you’re there, make a little side trip over to Eden Cafe to enter the contest going on for  Coquette Darque. WIn 1,2 or even 3 items from the Coquette Darque Collection. Before you finish, stop by Sexis Social, a publication written by the community of people on EdenFantasys.

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Review- MiMi- generation 1 and generation 2 from @JeJoue and @EdenFantasys

First off, I must say that whomever it was that directed me towards the MiMi when I first joined Eden Fantasys, THANK YOU! MiMi is a wonderful toy to have in your collection. No matter how many toys I have added to my stash, I always come back to her. She is discreet, powerful and has multiple speeds. I bought MiMi, what feels like ages ago, but I know that it was either the very end of last year or within the first couple of months of this year. Who Knows? MiMi is like one of those old friends that asks you how you’re feeling and even though you say fine, they KNOW that you’re not, the friend you are so comfortable when you are around them. I am so comfortable with MiMi, she’s my go-to gal. I loved MiMi generation 1 and I LOVE MiMi generation 2.

I have a generation 2 MiMi because my generation 1 MiMi had a flaw, there was a small bubble under the silicone. I honestly don’t recall why they said that this happened to some of the old MiMis, but I know that JeJoue said if this had happened to yours and it was within the warranty period, to contact them and they would replace it for you. The only thing that I had to do was send a copy of my receipt and a week later, MiMi 2 came to stay. Best Customer Service EVER!

MiMi is a discreet vibrator covered in silicone that is  hypoallergenic, latex free, non porous and Phthalates free. She is rechargeable. It is fully charged after about 2 hours, but you will know when it is done, because it has a small red light that blinks until it is fully charged. I usually just attach the charger ( it attaches to the MiMi magnetically) and go about any business that I need to take care of for a few hours. When I am done and in need of some relaxation, my girl is ready for me to get down to business.

MiMi generation 1 had 2 buttons, a plus (+) and a minus (-).  The plus would take you through the first five levels which is basically the lowest steady vibration to the highest steady vibration. After level 5 if you continue to push the plus button, you move to the pulsating levels. MiMi generation 2 has the (+) and (-) but also has a middle button that looks like this(~)  All of the pulsating levels vary depending on the strength behind them, I tend to stay on the higher end of power. When using the Gen 2 MiMi using the plus button is like levels 1-5 on the Gen 1 MiMi. Using the (~) button on the Gen 2 MiMi is like being on levels 6-10 of the Gen 1 MiMi.

Pulsating level 6 – vroomvroomvroom, continuous

Pulsating level 7 –  sounds like a purr to me vroooom (1-2 seconds), continuous

Pulsating level 8 – vroom vroom vroom ( with maybe a 1 sec interval), continuous

Pulsating level 9 – constant buzzbuzzbuzz

Pulsating level 10 – buzz buzz buzz. continuous

You should only use water based lube with MiMi. She can be cleaned with toy cleaner, wipes or soap and water.

 

Pros:

  • quiet
  • discreet
  • powerful
  • rechargeable
  •  waterproof
  • multiple levels

 

Cons:

  • lint magnet
  • may not be pinpoint enough for some
  •  button can be hard to push for some

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

Length: 3 1/4″

Circumference: 5″

Diameter: 2″

Width: 2″

The set includes:

  • MiMi vibrator
  • US charger
  • Instruction booklet
  • Gift box

Comes in 4 colors: lilac, purple, black and rose

MiMi is one of my favorite toys in my toy box. It is definitely a toy that I would recommend to those who enjoy clitoral stimulation.

 

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Review- Official Wife Swap Parody @EdenFantasys

After watching the reality television show Wife Swap, which I thought was hilarious, I always wondered if the story could be even better. Seriously, who doesn’t like watching people in awkward situations? I know, I do. While looking over the DVD selection at Eden Fantasys, I came across this little gem. The Official Wife Swap Parody from Zero Tolerance comes on 1 disc and has a run time of a little over 2 hours.

It is the same premise as the tv show, 1 spouse from each couple leaves their home/hometown and go to the other couple’s home/hometown.  The only difference is that in this movie, they have sex. There are 3 sets of couples and the movie starts with a sort of behind the scenes interview with the couples.

Couples 1 and 2- Jack and Diane Hughes (Mark Wood and Bobbi Star) with James and Latasha Jones(Prince Yahshua and Nyomi Banxxx). Diane Hughes is into studying Black culture, while Jack is a wanna be rapper that calls himself, Fro Yo ( short for Frozen Yogurt). I would say that they play very stereotypical characters. The White couple is enamored of all things Black, while the Black couple has a stereotypical Black girl, who is really ghetto. The husband in the Black couple doesn’t have a job and he claims to be in law school. This is the only interracial sex in the entire movie. This scene begins with Latasha meeting Fro Yo, who calls her a “Fine Ass Bitch”, right before she smacks him across the face. After going back and forth a bit, the sex begins. Then it switches to Diane and James, who don’t exactly hit it off because Diane apparently believes the stereotypes about Black males drinking Kool- Aid and malt liquor. He gets frustrated with her which leads to sex.

The sex in the first two scenes is pretty generic. There is oral sex and frenzied intercourse in several different positions, but nothing really stands out for me.

Couples 3 and 4- Rob and Marie Spallone with Rob’s son Joey (Sara Sloane, Rob Spallone and James Deen ) are coupled with yuppies, Richard and Barbara Frampton (Julia Ann and Anthony Rosano). The scene starts with Marie  and Richard. Richard is a very uptight character and outgoing Marie definitely speaks her mind.  After screwing up a business meeting for Richard, they argue and she decides to show him how she “Keeps Long Island smiling”. The Spallone family are from Long Island and when the swap takes place, after mistreating Barbara a bit, Rob decides to go out of town. Which leaves Joey alone with Barbara Frampton. It’s not long before Joey is playing out his “Hot Mom” fantasy with Barbara in the lead role.

The sex was again just okay, although I do enjoy seeing James Deen, it still was not my favorite part of this movie.

Couples 5 and 6- Steve and Edie Whitaker (Dane Cross and Kagney Linn Karter ) are paired with Enrique and Gloria Banderas (Marco Banderas and Rebeca Linares) . Steve and Edie are from the Midwest and seem very simple compared to the sophisticated Enrique and Gloria.  Enrique starts his seduction from the beginning, he brings flowers to Edie and gives her a foot rub. Steve on the other hand meets up with the explosive Gloria who seems as if she really doesn’t want the swap to be happening ( at least not with the simple man that she is paired with).  After berating Steve for a while, Gloria gives him the instruction to, “Fuck her good!”. He proceeds to do just that. Although the sex for the other half of this swap starts off kind of weird, Enrique has Edie perform oral sex on him in between tasting his cooking, this swap was actually my favorite.  Afterwards he asks her is she is ready to make love and while she seems unsure, she does go into the bedroom with him.

While this was pretty typical porn sex, this last couple was the most enjoyable for me.

The DVD features a Cumshot Recap , Behind the Scenes , Chapter Selections , Interactive Menus, a Slide Show, a gallery and trailers of other Zero Tolerance films. Overall, this was an enjoyable movie, but it was so full of cliches and loud moaning. The  over the top attempts at humor by playing on stereotypes was so overdone and detracted from the movie.  The video quality was clear and crisp, the sound  quality was great and the movie flowed relatively well from scene to scene.   While I knew it was supposed to be a comedy, there were moments that I just wanted to fast forward to the next sex scene.

I think I will give this DVD a 4 out of 5 stars, mainly because of the overdone stereotyping. While enjoyable, the filler story could have been better.

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DVD by Zero Tolerance
Stars: Julia Ann, Mark Wood, James Deen, Marco Banderas
Director: Mike Quasar

 

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Review- LELO Smart Wand from @EdenFantasys

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Wand massager by LELO
Material: Silicone / Plastic
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LELO recently introduced their own Smart wand massager that comes in three colors; ivory, black and plum.

What I like about this wand:

  • Fits easily in my hand
  • has the luxury look ( which you really just expect from LELO)
  • made of silicone/plastic and it feels so silky to the touch
  • not very loud
  • rechargeable
  • comes with the LELO 1 year/10 year warranty
  • travel lock
  • waterproof
  • easy to clean and care for

What I disliked about this wand:

  • not enough power for me
  • not a “finisher”

Check out my entire review here. After reading my review, look around, you might just find something you like on EdenFantasys . Hey, there are loads of things on sale right now!

There are freebies to be had with each order and a freebie that you can add once you shopping cart reaches $70. What are you waiting for?

There are also giveaways every week on EdenCafe, this week they are giving away PicoBong vibes.

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Review- Alise vibrating massager @EdenFantasys

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Traditional vibrator by New Sensations
Material: Silicone
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The Alise vibrating massager is from New Sensations. It is available from Eden Fantasys in 2 colors, pink and purple. While I was very excited to try this massager, I was disappointed by its lack of power as well as the neck of the massager being much too flexible for my tastes. I prefer firmer more powerful vibes for my sex play. I received this from Eden Fantasys in exchange for an honest review, you can read my entire review here.

Settings on Ali’se
Level 1- low – 1 vroom/1 bee
Level 2- medium – 2 vrooms/ 1 bee
Level 3- high – 3 vrooms/ 1 bee
Level 4- slow build with long buzz at the end -bzbzbz…bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Level 5- bzz bzz bzz- continuous
Level 6- bz bz bz – continuous
Level 7- bzz bzz bzz bzzzzzzz- at 4 maybe 5 sec intervals

*When you turn it off/on, it starts over at the lowest level.* 

Pros:

  • body safe silicone
  • rechargeable
  • waterproof
  • quiet
  • easy to use
  • easy to clean

Cons:

  • too flexible neck
  • large head

Key points:

  • material safety rating of 10 on EF scale
  • Length: 7 1/2″
  • Insertable length: 5 1/2″
  • Circumference: 5 1/2″
  • Diameter: 2″
  • Weight: 0.75 lb
  • Functions: Escalating / Pulsating / Rollercoaster
  • Special Features include: Light indicators, Multifunction, Multispeed, Quiet
  • Waterproof
  • Controlled by a built in control pad
  • Rechargeable

While it had many of the features that most people would look for: rechargeable, waterproof, whisper quiet ( and I do mean whisper quiet), it lacks the power that many of us crave. This makes it less likely that I would use this toy as my go-to option. It was disappointing, to say the least.

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Review- Cabaret Desire by Lust Films @EdenFantasys

Have you ever seen a movie, read  a book and were at a loss to explain just how good it was to people who hadn’t? That is how I felt after watching Cabaret Desire as a Porn Club selection.

Cabaret Desire is a film from Erika Lust of Lust Cinema. The film takes place in a bar, described as a bohemian place where people go to hear erotic tales. Each guest is introduced to a storyteller by the Madame.

The Two Alexes

My Mother

In Wonderland

Wet Sheets

Cava Cabaret- This is the bar’s band, shown in the last scene of the movie.

Click here to hear the song they do at the end of the movie.  I LOVED IT!

 

Cabaret Desire puts an artist’s touch on the same old porn movie and what it delivers is SPECTACULAR! According to her site Erika is a producer, director, author and innovative feminist. Lust Cinema was founded by Erika Lust in 2004. Lust Cinema is an online movie theater that is definitely one to watch. Movies can be streamed online, downloaded or even bought on dvd.

Pros:
  • Loved the idea of storytellers in a relaxed club atmosphere
  • music
  • beautiful actors and scenery
Cons:
  • None

I am going to give you a synopsis found on the site, because I am not sure that I did the scenes justice, when I described them in my review. Suffice it to say this is one of the BEST  adult movies that I have ever seen.

There is a magic, bohemian place where people go at night to hear erotic tales. A Madame introduces each client to a lady or gentleman, who will take them deep into a world of evocative recitation. Words flow gently as desire smoothly invades every inch and every crevice. The narrators will take you on a journey through four tales which will lead you to discover new feelings and places full of lust.

The Two Alexes 
I’m tired of having to define myself. Sweet or savory, black or white, friend or lover, man or woman, dominant or submissive, saint or whore… Fuck everything having to be labeled and classified.

My mother
No one, man or woman, ever fucked with my mother. She was the most progressive, refined, libertine and sensual woman any one had ever seen. She was a real revolutionary, everything about her, from the way she dressed, to her paintings, and her decision to become a single mother went against the grain, and she knew it.

In Wonderland
I always thought that when I turned 30, I’d be an adult, living the life I’d always fantasized about… the one we create when we’re little girls. A beautiful apartment, two children, a dog, a completely fulfilling job and a handsome and loving husband… These thoughts couldn’t be further from my life today.

Wet sheets
It had been over a year and he still could not forget her mouth, the taste of her kisses, the intensity of her blow-jobs. He can’t get Anna off his mind, the taste of other mouths leave him unsatisfied. The touch of other hands only brings back his memory of her caresses.

You can read my full review on EdenFantasys!

 

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DVD by Lust Films
Cast: Lourdes “Lady Diamond”, Mario Mentrup, Liandra Dahl, Matisse
Director: Erica Lust

 

 

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@EdenFantasys Summer Clearance – Up to 70% off!

EdenFantasys is having a Summer Clearance with up to 70% off! This is the perfect time to snag some things you may have been eyeing, but were leery about the price. They have items as low as $2.79! Remember that you can snag a few FREEBIES with your order as well! Get a FREE Rocket Vibe with any order, FREE Multifunctional Vibe if your order is $70 or more and then there is the FREEBIES that are always available!

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