Siri by LELO is simply a wonderful little gem of a toy.  It fits into the palm of my hand, the buttons are exactly where I would want them to be and it is so easy to use. Siri can be used on your clit or labia, if you so choose. I am a big fan of clit vibes, so this works very well for me.

Siri is made of silicone and ABS plastic.  The Siri measures in at a little under 4 inches long, almost 2 inches wide and weighs less than 12 ounces.  One would think that because this is such a light vibe, that it wouldn’t have much in regards to satisfying power. That thought turns out to be so wrong where Siri is concerned.

When you first take your vibe from its box, you need to charge it for a full two hours. You will know that it is done charging when the LED lights stop flashing and emit a steady glow.  The Siri has 4 buttons; a plus, a minus, an up arrow and a down arrow. The Siri can be locked so that, you can travel with it. You simply need to hold down the plus and minus buttons together for  several seconds until the lights dim. To unlock it, do the same until the lights brighten. To turn it on, you need to press the plus sign. To increase the power, hold the plus sign down. When you want to decrease the power press the minus button. This also turns Siri off if you press and hold it. Pressing the plus sign takes you through the different levels.

Siri is very quiet, even at its highest level. You cannot hear it through a closed door at all. I used this while watching tv with my husband and he didn’t even notice it for quite a bit. Only use water based lubricants with the Siri and don’t put it in water. I found it easiest to use toy wipes to clean it.

Pros:

• rechargeable
• quiet
• multiple speeds
• lockeable buttons
• powerful
• easy to hold and use
• small and discreet

Cons:

• not waterproof

I was not at all surprised to enjoy this toy so much. I have had so much success with the last few LELO toys that I have tried. I am really impressed with the design and power behind this toy. This is definitely a 5 star toy!

Thanks to Babeland for providing the Siri in exchange for an honest review.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is a vibrating muscle massager that has  long been commandeered by many seeking greater orgasmic fulfillment. I had often wondered what the big deal was, I mean seriously; it’s huge, everyone says it’s really loud, it only has 2 speeds and I might have forgotten to mention that it’s um…huge! It was provided for me to review by the generous folks at Babeland.

Well, I can honestly now see what all of the fuss has been about. Let me tell you the specifics about this particular equipment ( because seriously IT IS NOT A TOY… it is much too awesome to be called a toy) and then we will get why everyone should have this in their toy box.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is a vibrating wand massager. It has been around since the 70s and seems to be a staple in the adult film industry. It runs electrically and is only for use with 110-120v power sources. The Hitachi is 12 inches long and the head is 2 1/2″ in diameter. It comes with a cord that is over 6 feet long. Look at it this way, if it doesn’t work for you sexually or isn’t soothing to your muscles, you could always carry it in your car and use it for a weapon if someone tries to rob you. Weighing in at 1.2 pounds and having almost enough cord to use it like a lasso, it will definitely give someone pause if you swing it at their head a few times.

Ok, on to the reasons why everyone should have one of these bad boys. You can use it as a muscle massager or as a clit massager, either way you’ll be nice and relaxed when you’re done. It is sturdy and easy to hold on to. After using another wand massager which I will not name ( let’s call it the Wannabe Hitachi), I really felt as if wands weren’t for me. It was clunky and it just didn’t fit my contours well at all. The first wand massager was almost enough to turn me off for good, but after trying the Hitachi, I see it’s the one I should have gotten in the beginning.

The Hitachi is made of vinyl and hard plastic, which are very safe materials that are super easy to clean. Some soap and water or your toy cleaner  are all that is needed. You will be done in a snap. The box that this comes in is pretty discreet, but let’s face it, there are very few people who don’t know what a Hitachi wand is used for.

Pros:

• Electric- makes it worth it just so you don’t have to buy tons of batteries
• Flexible
• Powerful
• Easy to clean
• I found it to not be too loud for me- you can hear it in my room but since I use music to cover most of my toys anyway, it wasn’t something that could be heard through my closed door

Cons:

• Only to be used in the USA
• Should only be used for less than 30 minutes at a time ( let’s face it, if it takes you more than 30 minutes to get off with a Hitachi, you have a “Clit of Steel” and nothing is going to work for you)
• not waterproof ( BECAUSE IT’S ELECTRIC!!!)
• only 2 speeds ( low which is really- Phasers set on stun and high- which I have no clue what something this high would be called other than OMG OMG, I am a puddle of goo now..)

If I could give this a thousand stars I would. It is just that damn good! One thing I would suggest though, and I am going to invest in it myself, is to buy the wand controller. This makes it more of a variable speed instead of simply a 2 speed vibe. As a plus the wand controller adds 6 more feet of cord so that it gives you a little more room to move away from the outlet.

I gave you pros and cons on this item, but the cons aren’t necessarily a bad thing for me, because most of those don’t really hinder me at all. I live in the USA, it took like 10 mins for me to get off with this, I play better in bed and I barely even used it on high ( low was just fine for me and was probably stronger than high on many of my toys). There is definitely a special place for the person who thought this particular toy up. 5 of 5 stars!

Babeland sent me the Trojan Midnight Collection Triple Pleasure Vibrator to review, and as the rest of my posts lately, I am REALLY late in getting it online. I’ll get my act together, I promise!

I’m not even sure where to start with this one. So, let’s start with the base and work our way to the tip. That’s usually a good plan anyway, according to Master.

This 3-in-1 vibe has a very wide base, which makes it good for holding in the palm of your hand for use on another person. However, it makes it awkward for self-use, due to the way that it is comfortably held, which is the base, directly in the center of your palm.

The on and off switches are on the base of this toy, and they also work to change the vibration levels. There are 5 different levels to this toy, and then 3 different patterns, but you do not get different levels OF patterns. Pressing the + button will scroll you through each level and pattern, but will not cycle through a second time if you keep pushing it. To move back down a level or two, push the – button. Pushing and holding the – button will turn the toy off. Pretty simple controls, but requires a good amount of force to push the buttons. I had to use my nails to push the buttons, because just using the tip of my finger wasn’t working. I am not sure why, they just didn’t seem to fit right, and I don’t have very large fingers. You place the batteries in this toy, by twisting the base off. There is a notch on the toy, and on the base cover. Line them up to take the cover off, twist on and separate them to close it.

The shaft of this toy gradually tapers down to the head, which has three different attachments. Two of the attachments are silicone, and 1 is a hard plastic. The hard plastic tip has a point to it, making it great for clit stimulation, and my favorite tip of the three. There is a ball shaped tip, with ridges on it, and a “finger” shaped tip, both silicone. All of the tips screw onto the toy, and come off for easy cleaning. I don’t have pictures of the finger shaped tip, because I lost it…yep, GONE! I did get to use it once before it vanished though, and it wasn’t my cup of tea. I could get it to give me enough pressure, because it was super flexible. You can see the stock picture of it below though.

I did not receive ANY sexual stimulation with the ball tip, however, it is fantastic for foot massages! So yea, I use the hard plastic, pointy tip to get off, then the soft ball shaped tip to relax. This vibrator is waterproof, so I have enjoyed my hot bubble baths along with my foot massages, which really is even better than getting off sometimes! Without the tip on, the vibrator is about 3.5″ long.

Cleaning: Being waterproof, it is an easy clean. I like to use my toy cleaner wipes on this one, but you can use soap and water as well.

Lubes: Although only 2 of the tips are silicone, I’d still stay away from silicone lubes, just to get into the habit of “Oh I am using this toy, waterbased it is!” so you don’t mix it up in between tip switches.

All-in-all I am going to give this a 5/10, losing 2 points for the finger shaped head that I found useless (even before I lost it), 1 for the large base, and 2 for the small, hard to press buttons. Overall use was fantastic, and the vibrations were more intense than I had expected from it.

Courtesy of Babeland, I got to try out the new Make Me Over by Bedroom Kandi.

OhMiBod presents Bedroom Kandi. This new toy line is brought to you by Kandi Burruss of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Now I know what you’re thinking, here we go again with a line of whatever from a star who doesn’t know squat. Well, I can’t honestly say how she is on the reality TV show, because I haven’t seen it, but she is poised to make her mark in the sex toy industry.

Bedroom Kandi’s Make Me Over is a discreet massager that works to stimulate more than just your naughty bits. I have found that it works wonders on your back and other sore muscles. The Make Me Over arrives at your door in a simple black box that has the Bedroom Kandi and OhMiBod logos on the front. The back of the box shows a picture of the massager, it’s charging base and a little information about the product itself. Inside that box is another sturdier box that houses the charging base that looks like a mirrored blush case. Inside you’ll find the “pouf” that is your massager. Looking at this toy I would never know what it was for unless someone spilled the beans.

With the size of the Make Me Over, you are not able to get pinpoint vibrations, so it may not be something that is used during the sex act itself. It is a good work-up to sex and is very helpful if you want to start your encounter with a relaxing massage. If you want to focus the attentions of the Make Me Over onto a particular area simply turn is sideways and place the edge where you want it.

The textured side is splash proof, but I probably won’t try it near water at all just to stay on the safe side. The massager is rechargeable through a USB plug in its case and it offers 1.5 hours of fun with a full charge. To charge simply place the textured side down in the compact case, making sure that the circle inside the case with the small prongs touches the metallic circle on the textured size of the Make Me Over. It also has a one-year warranty against breakage or defects.

The Make Me Over has several nice features;

• 7 pre-set vibration patterns
• Made of silicone
• USB rechargeable
• Splash proof
• Custom case for storage and charging
• Powerful motor and whisper quiet

*Press and hold the (+) to turn on

*To turn off press and hold the (-) or to go back to previous levels press the (-) until you get to the level you want.

Level 1- Low vibrations

Level 2- Medium Vibrations gets slightly louder

Level 3- High vibrations

Level 4- Pattern 1 cycle of vroom- continuous and builds low to high

Level 5- Buzz  buzz  buzz- continuous medium power

Level 6- Buzzbuzzbuzzbuzz continuous

Level 7- Buzz buzz buzzzzzzz- continuous medium high

Some things just for your information–

*The textured side has a bit of drag to it, so you may need to use lube (water based only)

*You can clean it with soap and water, but do not submerge it and make sure to clean the lines between the texture.

*It has a smell that for those with sensitive noses, be sure to wash it and let it air out a bit before using.

I felt this massager works best as a starter to other toys/sex or simply as a massager for back/thighs/legs etc. While this isn’t the most powerful toy on the market it’s unique, discreet design and charging capabilities make it a joy to own. I like it, A LOT. It worked best for me as a massager and that is what I will continue to use it for.

I was so excited to receive the Trojan Midnight Collecti0n Compact vibe 3.3 for review . For starters I love that it is purple, since that is one of my favorite colors. It is small and fits comfortably in my hand. There is only one button on this vibe, so it is definitely easy to use.

The compact 3.3 is one of three toys in the Trojan Midnight Collection. There is also the multi-position vibrator, which I am itching to try and the interchange vibe. They all come with batteries, are made from ABS plastic, medical grade silicone. This means that they a phthalates-free.

The Compact 3.3 is good for beginners as well as advance users. It can be used for solo jaunts or partner play. I did notice a slight smell as I was removing it from it’s pretty purple box.  The Compact 3.3 boasts 6 vibrations modes. Mode 1-3 consists of low, medium and high vibrations. Mode 4 is a constant pulsating low to high pattern. Mode 5 is a medium constant pulsating vibration  in a buzzbuzzbuzz pattern. Mode 6 was the most enjoyable of the pattern modes. It has four quick vibrations  in low power followed by a long high pulsating  vibration.

The Compact 3.3 runs on 1 AA battery that is included in the package. It is water resistant which I must remind you is not the same as waterproof, although it says it can be used in the shower. On it’s lowest setting the Compact 3.3 can’t be heard through a closed door but as you move up in vibration levels it get really buzzy. I don’t think you could hide the noise even behind a closed door if you’re running it on high.

The one button located at the back end of the vibe is used to turn it on, off and to change the vibration. To turn off the vibe either cycle all the way through the vibrations of push and hold the button down until it turns off. The textured tip,which I love, is made of silicone and for this reason you should only use water-based lubricants. Using anything else could cause the silicone covering your toy to degrade.

The only problems that I had with this toy is that it simply did not have enough powerful vibrations for me and the vibrations it did have were buzzy. On a scale of 1-5 I would have to give the Trojan Midnight Collection Compact 3.3 vibe a 3.  This toy would be better if it were waterproof and had more powerful vibrations, or at least a lower price. I could not in good conscience pay $49.00 for a vibe with so little power, and so little insertable length. I suggest spending the extra money and going for the Trojan multi-position 5.3 vibe from this collection. Although I have yet to try this one, I have it on good authority that is has a good bit more kick to it as well as 6 3/4″ of insertable length to it.

All three in this collection can be cleaned with water and a 10% bleach solution, mild soap & water or your favorite toy wipes or spray. Always clean it before and after each usage and store in a safe place, I recommend having them in plastic bags at least to prevent them from interacting with your other toys.

Thank You Babeland for supplying the Compact 3.3 for my review.